hey what’s up it’s your boy eli frannyglassed, finally changing my url to reflect the fact that i haven’t cared about salinger since i chose that url in 2013 but i will always care about whitman B)

souvlakigf:

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

amobt:

amobt:

Note to self: remember to take a picture of my favorite gay comic for the start of pride

I was in a rush to catch the train so it’s not the best photo, but happy pride nonetheless ✌️

massivetittiesandwarcrimes:

yournewcryptid:

Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

kallistoi:

obviouschild2014:

Time travel is real and possible btw all you have to do is hit this green button

[image description: a screenshot of the spotify display for regina spektor’s album, “begin to hope.” an arrow points to the green play button.]

babytrain:

“taylor swift is gay people music” hm im not really sure thats true “taylor swift is destiel music” this we cant possibly refute

creekfiend:

cringesunday:

the worst thing in the world is doing things. the second worst thing in the world is not doing things. how has no one ever come up with a solution for this

souvlakigf:

flip phone that only has tumblr and sudoku.com

i have spent thirty years trying to wrap my brain around the twin incontrovertible facts that my grandmother a) loved me profoundly yet also b) never made any effort to know me, BUT ultimately i do have to hand it to her for getting around the usual extremely quick turnaround of jewish funerals and giving me like a week and a half of leadtime to get a haircut and buy funeral clothes while she languishes comatose in hospice

selenastaylors:

cant stop thinking about this